In case you lost track, here’s a quick chronological rundown of all the people thanked by Ron Artest in less than a minute: • Everybody in his hood. • The World Wide Warriors, I guess? • His wife. • His family. • His kids. • Everybody. • His doctor, Dr. Sandy (?). • His psychiatrist, who really helped him relax a lot, and apparently told Ron he would make a three-pointer. • ESPN sideline reporter Doris Burke. And that’s only the half of it, really. In between thanking just about everyone he’s ever met who doesn’t play for the Lakers, Artest was able to plug his new single, “Champion,” which is sure to be the No. 1 summer jam of 2010. He must be a psychic because he made it last June, before he’d even signed with Los Angeles. Nice soothsaying. So yeah, pretty much the best postgame interview of all-time. thank you yahoo sports.
